To the extent that it's possible, I'm declaring today the beginning of recorded history in information technology. On this day, the phrase "information technology," abbreviated IT, came into being as shorthand for electronic devices that aid humans in storage and sharing of, analysis of, protection of, and access to significant amounts of digitized content. Content? That's anything you're capable of holding in your brain for even a nanosecond. IT is not a department or a group of people. It's a smart phone. It's a room full of SPARC servers. A telephone headset? A keyboard? I don't know. They're new terms. We'll work that out as we go. I do know that if we didn't have such things, information technology would be inaccessible.